Anonymous asked: has that happened to you?
if your talking about the whole lovey dovey post then yeah, it happened the night I posted it :*
adults write icarly
I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.
— Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)
I think
real love is being able to love to watch your significant other get drunk and then happily letting them lie on you once they’re tired as they stroke your hair and call you beautiful.
Am I right or am I right.
